20 Super Impressive and Well-Done Tattoos of Completely Bizarre Things

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On the bright side, this is an excellent work of tattoo portraiture.

On the other hand, you now have a photorealistic image of Nicolas Cage on your leg forever, so that’s just kind of a whole thing, ya know?

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Very straight lines. Very clear lettering. It’s clear what this is supposed to be.

…It’s just completely unclear why someone would want it. Is parenthood somehow intrinsically connected to word search puzzles?

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He didn’t choose the Bugs life.

The Bugs life chose him.

But then he chose the tattoo. That was his only mistake.

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Sure. Get a tattoo of a spider sprawling across your face.

Why not?

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This is an already-played-out meme that will make approximately zero sense after the Internet has moved onto the next thing in a few months. Better get a tattoo of it!

And while you’re at it, get this next one, too…

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Genius.

It’s a tattoo you’ll have to explain to your grandkids. And then they still won’t get it.

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I’m actually going to go ahead and pretend that this is actually just a close up of a real snake hiding in a shoe because I cannot live in a world where this is a tattoo on a real live human being.

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“I wanna get a tattoo of my favorite thing — Red Bull — but, like, I want it to be artistic in some way. I know! How about if it’s a crushed Red Bull can? That’s symbolic. Probably.”

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This one seriously gives me the heebie-jeebies. My compliments to the tattoo artist.

My look of incredulity to the man with the arrow in his knee.

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I’d like to believe this tattoo is on the same guy who has the Red Bull one.

I’d also like to believe that he just has all of his favorite snacks in various states of disarray tattooed on him.

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The detail in this one is so good. It really looks like it could crawl right off this person’s arm.

Alas. It’s there forever.

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Sure, maybe you like Stranger Things. But do you like it enough to get a sprawling Stranger Things tattoo across your entire chest? No?

That’s probably for the best.

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I’ve looked at this tattoo for a good five minutes now, and while I can’t say that I personally would ever want it, I have to be honest.

I kind of dig it.

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If you like Michael Cera enough to tattoo his headshot on your body, might I make a suggestion? Maybe you could just carry his picture around in your wallet or something. It would be just are realistic but significantly less bizarre.

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This is another one of the most realistic tattoo portraits I’ve ever seen. Whoever did this tattoo is clearly very talented.

But still. Why?

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There are a few things in the world which OxiClean actually won’t get out.

One of them is tattoos. The other is the feeling of regret.

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Only ’90s kids will get this tattoo!

Just kidding. I’m a ’90s kid and I legitimately have no idea what’s going on here.

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Sometimes we just have to accept things as they are instead of wondering how or why they came to be.

It hurts too much to try and apply logic where there is none to be found.

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At least when this guy tells his kids that he has eyes on the back of his head, they’re gonna believe him.

There’s something to that, I guess.

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Think about the scenario that led to this. Someone walked into a tattoo parlor and requested a tattoo…of a minion…who is clearly high…in a Buzz Lightyear costume…

And the tattoo artist said yes and made this masterpiece. A true professional, ladies and gentlemen.