Which First Dog on the Moon creature are you? Take the test in our festive special! rm | December 13, 2016 | Trending | No Comments Take this quiz to find your First Dog on the Moon soulmate This is Ian the Climate Denialist Potato and his mum, Irene. What are they doing in this picture? Taking the pledge at the weekly meeting of the Greg Hunt Enthusiasts Association Singing the national anthem In an amazing coincidence they are simultaneously wondering if the churros they had at lunch is giving them indigestion or perhaps it is a myocardial infarction Pledging allegiance to Isis Which one of these is the biggest racist? Who is not denouncey enough? Muslims! Isis are just running about willy nilly but the vast majority of Muslims are not condemning them 24 hours a day on TV what is going on! Leftists! Liberal feminist nanny state interventionist political correctness is destroying the economy for decent working families yet elite progressives sit on their thumbs twiddling their goats’ cheese Conservative commentators! These days Alt-right Nazi White Supremacist Nazis are pretty much everywhere and who are the right complaining about? The ABC. And not ABC Nazis either, just the ABC. Conservative commentators are not really complaining about Nazis. Think about that. (This is actually the correct answer) The internet. Why isn’t the internet condemning the internet for not spending all of its time condemning the bits of the internet that don’t agree with the bits of the internet it does agree with? Why? True or false? True False Obviously it is not about honours and accolades, but how many Walkley awards has First Dog on the Moon won? 1 Not enough Too many All of them More than Jon Kudelka Who isn’t checking their privilege? A and B C and D All of the above except C C Santa that bastard Climate change is … Which of these statements about eggplant (Solanum melongena) is true: The Orange-Bellied Parrot is one of Australia’s most endangered birds there are only 14 left in the wild! Help the Difficult Bird Research Group save them by counting the birds you see in this picture. 14 Less than 14 More than Jon Kudelka I just see another greenie science scam designed to funnel taxpayer dollars to beardy bird academics and their meth-addicted pet budgies. Disgraceful Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/13/which-first-dog-on-the-moon-creature-are-you-take-the-test-in-our-festive-special Related Posts Is it right to launch mass chemical warfare on Zika mosquitoes? | Patrick Barkham No Comments | Sep 6, 2016 What do Donald Trump’s Twitter tastes tell us about him? No Comments | Dec 3, 2016 Twitter accounts of Abu Qatada and other key al-Qaida figures suspended No Comments | Dec 27, 2016 London attack manhunt underway for suspect linked to blast at Parsons Green station No Comments | Oct 8, 2017
